"In a fight between a surgeon and an anesthesiologist, the loser is always the patient." Anonymous … [Read more...]
July 23, 2007
"How do you hide a dollar bill from a plastic surgeon??? You can't - it is impossible to hide a dollar bill from a plastic surgeon." Anonymous … [Read more...]
July 16, 2007
"Surgeons must be very careful When they take the knife! Underneath their fine incisions Stirs the Culprit - Life!" Emily Dickinson, American … [Read more...]
July 9, 2007
"Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war." Al McGuire, American basketball coach and sports commentator … [Read more...]
July 2, 2007
"How do you hide a dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon? Put it inside of a medical textbook." Anonymous … [Read more...]
June 21, 2007
"Are you sure you did this, Vivien? This looks like something the Lord made." Dr. Alfred Blalock, pioneering Johns Hopkins Hospital heart surgeon to … [Read more...]
June 20, 2007
"I am having some surgery to have my face cleaned up. But, it will take some fancy stitching to make me all beautiful." Patsy Cline, legendary … [Read more...]
May 30, 2007
"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks." James H. Boren, American public servant and political observer … [Read more...]
May 15, 2007
"Never let the skin get between you and the diagnosis." Anonymous … [Read more...]
March 28, 2007
"What is the definition of a double-blinded medical study? Two orthopedic surgeons looking at an EKG." Anonymous … [Read more...]
February 14, 2007
"Eat when you can, sleep when you can, and never (mess) with the pancreas" Anonymous … [Read more...]
January 8, 2007
"Only bad surgeons blame their instruments" Anonymous … [Read more...]